Joe Rogan and Hulk Hogan Launch Non-Woke Gym Chain in Red States

In a surprising and bold move, Joe Rogan and legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan have teamed up to open a new gym chain catering specifically to “non-woke” individuals in conservative-leaning regions of the United States. The announcement came during a recent episode of *The Joe Rogan Experience*, where the two men discussed their vision for … Read more

Target Faces $1 Billion Loss in 2 Days After Red State Boycott, ‘Biggest Mistake Yet’

In recent days, retail giant Target has faced a sharp financial blow, losing $1 billion in just two days following a boycott predominantly originating in red states. The backlash highlights a growing divide between corporations and their consumer bases when it comes to political alignments, with Target’s perceived support for progressive causes—sometimes associated with the … Read more

Dylan Mulvaney Leaves Texas for California, Declares ‘I Don’t Live in Red States’

Dylan Mulvaney, the well-known transgender activist and social media personality, has recently announced her decision to leave Texas and move to California. Citing her discomfort with living in a conservative-leaning state, Mulvaney expressed that her personal values and identity align more closely with the progressive and inclusive environment she associates with California. Her statement, “I … Read more

Shaquille O’Neal Joins Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay for New Non-Woke Food Chain in Red States

Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay have made waves in the culinary world by announcing their plans to launch a new food chain focused on offering affordable, quality meals with a non-woke business model. The venture, targeting conservative-leaning red states, aims to cater to communities seeking straightforward, delicious food without the political or cultural messaging often … Read more

Tom Hanks Plans To Sell Red State Properties, Says ‘This Is Not The America I Stand For’

In a recent turn of events, acclaimed actor Tom Hanks has made a bold statement by announcing his intent to sell all his real estate holdings in Republican-led, or “red” states. According to insiders, Hanks has cited a desire to align more closely with values of inclusivity, social justice, and wokeness—principles he feels are lacking … Read more

Sylvester Stallone Launches New Coffee Chain in Red States to Compete with Starbucks

Sylvester Stallone is taking on a new role, this time as an entrepreneur in the coffee industry. On January 20, Stallone will launch his own coffee chain across multiple states, specifically targeting red-state locations. Known for his tough-guy persona on screen, Stallone’s latest venture aims to bring coffee back to basics, offering affordable options that … Read more

Taylor Swift and Beyoncé Set to Revive Their Image with Red-State Concert Tour

Taylor Swift and Beyoncé, two of the biggest names in the music industry, have long been known for their chart-topping hits, iconic performances, and massive fanbases. However, both artists have also faced periods of criticism and public scrutiny throughout their careers. In an unexpected but bold move, Swift and Beyoncé have announced their plans to … Read more

Jason Aldean and Kid Rock to Hit Red States with “You Can’t Cancel America” Tour in January

Jason Aldean and Kid Rock are teaming up for an exciting new tour in 2025, titled *You Can’t Cancel America*. The two country music stars, known for their outspoken personalities and patriotic messages, have announced that they will be performing across various red states starting in mid-January. The tour is set to be a celebration … Read more

Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay Bring Cheap, Non-Woke Dining to Red States

Celebrity chefs Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay have come together to open a new restaurant that promises to deliver delicious, affordable food without the influence of what they describe as “wokeness.” This bold venture targets red states, where the duo aims to create a dining experience that emphasizes simplicity, value, and a focus on satisfying … Read more

Gas Prices Drop by an Average of $4 in Red States: ‘This Is Just the Beginning’

Gas prices have seen a notable decrease across the United States recently, with a particularly significant drop in several Republican-leaning, or “red,” states, where prices have declined by an average of $4 per gallon. This decrease has come as a welcome relief for many drivers, businesses, and communities, as rising gas prices in recent years … Read more