Mark Wholly

Mark Wholly is the sharp-witted mind behind Zapon.com, where he masterfully blends humor with headlines to create satire that makes you laugh—and think. With a knack for skewering the quirks of celebrities and the contradictions of politics, Mark’s work is equal parts biting commentary and clever entertainment. An avid observer of pop culture and current events, Mark has spent years honing his unique voice in the satire world. Whether he’s poking fun at Hollywood’s latest drama or exposing the lighter side of political chaos, his humor resonates with readers who enjoy seeing the ridiculousness of life laid bare. When he’s not writing for Zapon, you can find Mark brainstorming his next outlandish take on the world or sipping coffee while keeping a close eye on the latest news—and potential targets for his next satirical masterpiece.

Tulane’s school of public health secures major gift for expansion

September 18, 2024 by Mark Wholly

Tulane's school of public health secures major gift for expansion

NEW ORLEANS — A longtime donor who has given more than $160 million to Tulane University is the new namesake of the expanding 112-year-old university. school of public healthTulane officials announced Wednesday. The amount of Celia Scott Weatherhead’s latest gift has not been revealed, but school officials have indicated that it will help transform the … Read more

UK employers to retain the right to put new hires on probation for six months

September 18, 2024 by Mark Wholly

UK employers to retain the right to put new hires on probation for six months

Unlock Editor’s Digest for free FT Editor Roula Khalaf selects her favorite stories in this weekly newsletter. Companies will be able to keep new hires on probation for up to six months under a work compromise plan despite an election pledge to give employees “the first day”. In the run-up to the July election, Labor … Read more

The families waited eight years for a full report on the Letby unit

September 18, 2024 by Mark Wholly

The families waited eight years for a full report on the Letby unit

A report on the neonatal unit where Lucy Letby worked was only shown to parents at all eight years after it was written, a public inquiry has heard. An external review was commissioned in September 2016 after consultants at the Countess of Chester Hospital raised concerns about the serial killer. A public version of the … Read more

This airport was ranked the most satisfactory in the United States

September 18, 2024 by Mark Wholly

This airport was ranked the most satisfactory in the United States

Travel could help reduce the effects of premature aging Travel could help reduce the effects of premature aging 03:13 Air travel is booming in the United States, with record passenger levels taking to the skies, bringing crowds to airports across the country. Demand also increases travel costs, but American travelers still find their experiences at … Read more

The planet is getting faster. This is what happens to your body in extreme heat

September 18, 2024 by Mark Wholly

The planet is getting faster. This is what happens to your body in extreme heat

CNN — Human-caused climate change has already made heat waves around the world more frequent and intense. Scientists studying the role of global warming on the climate say that every heat wave today bears the fingerprints of the climate crisis. Climate change, driven primarily by humans burning fossil fuels, is making global extreme weather worse … Read more

Keir Starmer’s first assistant, Sue Gray, was paid more than the PM

September 18, 2024 by Mark Wholly

Keir Starmer's first assistant, Sue Gray, was paid more than the PM

Sir Keir Starmer’s chief of staff has received a post-election pay rise, meaning she is now paid more than the prime minister. The BBC was told that Sue Gray asked for and was given a salary of £170,000 – £3,000 more than the PM and more than any cabinet minister – or her Tory predecessor. … Read more